Lynne Jensen:  

Life ------WARNING!!!------- This biography is permanently under construction! Anyone attempting to read this bio is advised to wear a hard hat and protective clothing pursuant to the rules and regulations as set forth in the PLHJ (Patricia Lynne Harrell Jensen) Manual That Nobody Ever Reads, as stated in Paragraph 11960, section C(a), subparagraph 3B, footnote supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Violators will be subject to an eyebrow raising and harsh stares. Additionally, any unattended minors will each be given two cups of coffee and a free puppy and sent home. A kitten, too. And maybe some really mean chickens. If you are not in possession of a sense of humor, please exit this site immediately. You are not worthy. So here goes. Oh, 27 years to cover and so little space. Of course, now that I've wasted a good bit I'll have to leave out some of the really good parts... So, to go back that far is really difficult. Should I do the Employment Bio, the Marriage Bio, the Chronologically Backwards Bio, the Childbirth Bio or the always popular I've Wasted My Life But Have No Regrets Bio. Maybe the I've Still Got A Lot Of Potential Bio? Anybody have any opinions? Feel free to communicate. Ok, this is what I'm going to start with...I was born a poor white child...no, wait, I'm still a poor white child (mentally at least, my body definitely feels 45). Now living in Drasco, AR (that's Arkansas, not Arizona) on 141 acres with a lot of animals and four kids still at home. Yes, we have electricity and indoor plumbing. N...Expand for more