Mark Hoffart:  

If you remember me, the skinny guy with glasses, you'll no doubt feel pity when I tell you that my life peaked when I was a KONKer (Conquistadore?). Since that time I've been trying to recapture the rush that can only be found at a high school dance or weekend party. The drugs were so good I coulda swore that the police were overhead in helicopters, shining lights down on us. Many of my classmates shared the same hallucination! Back then there wer...Expand for more