Mary Wood:  

Mary Wood's Classmates® Profile Photo
Antigo High SchoolClass of 1980
Antigo, WI
Beloit CollegeClass of 1985
Beloit, WI
Alexandria, OH
Mattoon, WI

Mary's Story

I only want to tell you about my ugly shoes. You think "ugly shoes" and ¿no big deal¿ in the same mental breath, I know. You probably get a picture of some crusty, squashed Hush Puppies, or Grandma¿s beige orthopedic Mary Janes. Repulsive, yes, but in the expected-of-shoes passive manner. My shoes are leprosy-and-vindictive-attitude ugly. Aggressively, actively ugly. Wall-eyed, buck-toothed, armed and inbred ugly. These bad boys go out at night to hone and maximize their ugly. They bull through the ugly underbrush of the ugly forest, getting wads of ugly brambles stuck in their laces. They rootle thei...Expand for more
r warty rubber toe caps in the ugly dirt in search of ugly pods and scabrous spore packets to cram under their slavering tongues. They grind their snaggled treads into the muck at the edge of Lake Ugly, then they roll in it, having discovered the fantastic bonus of a rotting fish carcass with which to anoint themselves. They kick little furry wild creatures. As the sun rises on the end of the ugly orgy, they hitch and shuffle their crusted carcasses back to my closet, where they squat on surly haunches, baleful eyelets watching for the approach of my innocent feet. But of course, they¿re really comfy.
Register for Free to view all details!
Register for Free to view all yearbooks!
Mary was invited to the
167 invitees
Mary was invited to the
167 invitees


My biggest treasure
Mary Wood's Classmates profile album
Mary Wood's Classmates profile album
Mary Wood's Classmates profile album
Sophie - 6
Mary Wood's Classmates profile album
Princess Sophie

Mary Wood is on Classmates.

Register for free to join them.
Oops! Please select your school.
Oops! Please select your graduation year.
First name, please!
Last name, please!
Create your password

Please enter 6-20 characters

Your password should be between 6 and 20 characters long. Only English letters, numbers, and these characters [email protected]#$%^&* may be used in your password. Please remove any symbols or special characters.
Passwords do not match!


By clicking Submit, you agree to the Classmates Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. A password will be sent in a confirmation email to the email address you provide.

Oops an error occurred.