Mary Smith:
CLASS OF 1974
Huntington East High SchoolClass of 1974
Huntington, WV
Huntington School of BeautyClass of 1984
Huntington, WV
Cammack Junior High SchoolClass of 1968
Huntington, WV
Mary's Story
THEFT ALERT
You've heard about people who have been abducted
and had their
kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few
years ago.
I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
thighs. It was
just
that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked
oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I
spent the
entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and
angry, I
resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And
then the
thieves
struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because
they took
pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
stuck me
with
earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three
inches lower
than my original! I realized I'd have to give up
my jeans in
favor of long ski pants.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning I
was fixing m...Expand for more
y hair and was horrified to see the flesh
of my upper
arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hair
brush. This was
really getting scary - my body was being replaced one
section at
a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was
replaced with a
turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
world, wake
up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic'
surgeons are using REAL
replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The
next time
someone you know has something 'lifted', look
again - was it
lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women
everywhere every
night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs.
I was
lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out
of bed, I
was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
my armpits as I
slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband .
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