Matt Slimowicz:
CLASS OF 2005
Johnson City High SchoolClass of 2005
Johnson city, NY
Oswego State University - Business AdministrationClass of 9999
Oswego, NY
Broome Community CollegeClass of 2006
Binghamton, NY
Vestal Middle SchoolClass of 2001
Vestal, NY
Coolidge Elementary SchoolClass of 1998
Binghamton, NY
Matt's Story
Matt is from Binghamton, New York. Matt's schools include Johnson City High School, Coolidge Elementary School, Vestal Middle School. Matt works(ed) at Hoffman Car Wash, Otahnagon Lodge, Servicemaster.
Music Matt likes includes Rooster and the Roadhouse Horns, Lady Antebellum, Lindsay Lohan. Books Matt likes include Three Weeks In October, Shoe Town, The World According to Mr Rogers. Movies Matt likes include Ghostbusters, Tower Heist, The Social Network.
One of Matt's favorite quotes is:""What would you do if you weren't afraid?" - Who Moved My Cheese?
"It's not about what happens to you but how you react" - Guy from UPS Corporate in my Change Management Class Spring 2010
"Irrational love defeats life's programming" - WALL-E
"What time is it?....Now, Where are you?....Here..." - Joe Bennett
"It is what it is" - Joe Bennett
"Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened" - Dr. Seuss
The 10-80-10 Rule goes something like this...10% of people will always complain / hate you / hate everything about you...80% of people don't care one way or another and the last 10% have only words of praise and view you and your actions as the best thing since sliced bread...it's important that you cater to the 80% and not try to convert the other 20%... - Joe Bennett....
"So yes in the end it will figure itself out for the better, as patience is a virtue, sometimes time can be a friend and not the enemy" - The Slimster
"The only constant in life is change" - Joe Bennett
"Good People Drink Good Beer" - Hunter S. Thompson
"I can see it's dangerous for you but if the government trusts me maybe you could" - Maverick
"I'm not gonna lie to ya..." " because I'm not paid enough, and I suck at lying" - The Slimster
"If you look good you can feel good, if you feel good you can do good" - The Slimster
"What is the difference between knowledge and wisdom? - Wisdom is doing!"
"You can’t change the past…You really can’t control the future...You only have control of right NOW!!!...Don’t waste your time on things you can’t control..."
- The "B" Winter Dinner 2009
"It could always be worse" - The Slimster
"Damn look at that eye candy that's just an accident waiting to happen" - The Slimster talking about tooling around on the West Side of SUNY Oswego on a very nice sunny April Afternoon
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take"
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
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Slimowicz!" - Kenny Boy! and Stephens
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away." - Jerry Seinfield
"Living The Dream!"
"LEADERSHIP" (In a semi retarded George Bush accent)
"How You Doing Scout?" (In same G Dubya Accent)
- Dan Higham
"Aaaayooooo!" - K Cook
"Fffffeeellllllaaaaa....."- K Cook
"Watch The Meat Shannn" - K Cook
"Dot Dat Dip?" - Joe Crahan
"JC Slim...FOXS-ing with it since late 2008" - Tim Meyers
"How would you describe your legacy?" - US N&WR
"If I had beaten the old man, we'd never heard of the kid, and we'd be in a lot better shape these days. So it's all my fault" - Michael Dukakis who ran opposite George H.W. Bush in '88
"I got thrown in juvie for throwing a piece of meat, you know a piece of steak" - a kid in Capitalism A Love Story
Casey: (Hands Chuck a red rose) Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?
Chuck: Oh-hoh, of course. Let me guess: this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines... her mother's Communist affiliations?
Casey: No, idiot. It's so you can get laid.".
More about Matt:"I live the dream!
I like craft brews...I like coffee...
I am the Slimster short, sweet and simple. You'll get to know all about the Slimster sooner or later...
I like to tell everyone stories about what happens to me, I'll throw some added details into my stories to make them sound a bit more interesting. Having a unified cover story for just about everything when I tell people anything also helps.
I also refer to areas that I know by the area code that they are in, for example I am from the 607...and it goes from there...
I attempt to the best of my ability to make pop culture references in daily conversations sometimes it's a hit other times it's a miss...
I also attempt to find loopholes and use them to my benefit...
Let's see I'm gonna brag here a bit but I hate to brag but here we go...I am an Eagle Scout. I am also a Vigil Honor Member from Otahnagon Lodge in the Baden-Powell Council in Upstate NY, my Indian Name is Nagatamen Allogagan which means Reliable Servant. I am also a Founders Award Recipient, so yea I'm a pretty decorated individual and well respected in alot of my circles. That's just the way I roll...everyone basically knows who I am when I walk into a room. People will be like "Slim!" and I'm like "Hey! it's you..."
That's basically it!".
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