Matthew Haunty:  

Ummm...how many of you hit an ad on Facebook and ended up here and signed up for this sheet, just to see who the fark was on here? That's my story...surprisingly I remember quite a few of y'all despite sleeping and being high as s__t through all of school. Well you'll be happy to know, I really haven't changed a bit...don't sleep as much....still as shot the fark out as I was back than....did manage to reproduce lol...6 kids who are nothing like me....or their mom (thank God). ..Unfortunately after 17 years she turned out to be a sociopath. I just thought she was beech all those years. My fondest memories from brookwood until I dropped out...getting high in the woods every morning, skipping gym by jumping over the railing on the stairs to the field, coming out of the front right exit between periods lighting a cigarette and running all the way around to the back right while coach was trying to catch ya...coach turning that farking ring upside down and cracking ya in the head with it, waking up in french class 3 periods later with a crowd of people i Didn't know...Chick-fil-A...gettin free sheet from the lunch ladies, and of course the gang of wetards that I hung out with, couple of y'all on here came round once in a while...I funneled a 12pk of pess warm bush beer in like 30mins the night before the 1st time I dropped out, Michelle picked me up like crusted in puke and took me into school...Farkin A...that sheet was pretty goddamn fun...the hippies in a big ace circle at lunch every day hacky sacking.....ummm....one of the best memories was when they kept us all in home room to make the whole school watch Romeo and Juliette on closed circuit TV....and which ever acehole coordinated that failed to preview the sheet and was unaware of the nude scene with farkin full winter bush....lol. you could just hear the uproar throughout the whole school....that was too funny.... obviously the nudity wasn't a big deal but the r...Expand for more