Matthew Jones:  

CLASS OF 2009
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Kalamazoo AcademyClass of 2009
Kalamazoo, MI

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Matthew is from Beverly Hills, Michigan. Matthew's schools include Kalamazoo Academy. Matthew later attended Kalamazoo College (Biology, Creative Writing) , Louis Pasteur University (Culture Française, Française) . Matthew works(ed) at Small Jobs Only, Lasalle Midwest Bank, Standard Federal Bank. Music Matthew likes includes Rufus Wainwright, Anamanaguchi, The Bens. Books Matthew likes include Fahrenheit 451, Leave Myself Behind, Blankets. Movies Matthew likes include Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space. TV shows Matthew likes include Torchwood, Happy Endings, Doctor Who. One of Matthew's favorite quotes is:""I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take those lemons back! Get MAD! I don't want your DAMN lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with THESE? Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give ME lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combus...Expand for more
tible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" - Cave Johnson, as portrayed by J.K. Simmons "If A equals success, then A equals x plus y plus z. X is work, y is play, and z is keeping your mouth shut." -Albert Einstein "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' -Issac Asimov "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan "We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they're never going to be born. The potential people who could've been here in my place, but who will in fact never see the light of day, outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts includes poets greater than Keates, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people, allowed by our DNA, so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here." -Richard Dawkins, Unweaving the Rainbow".
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