Matthew Walker:  

Matthew is from Bitburg, Germany. He is in a relationship with Eva Mearns. His schools include Winters High School, Cooper High School. He later attended The Evergreen State College (Buisness). He works(ed) at Washington State Department of Veterans Affairs, U.S Army. Matthew's interests include Rain, Campfires, Bubble wrap, Spartan Race, Survivor Mud Run, Eat To Perform. Music he likes includes Paul Mauer {songwriter}, Tiger Army, Horrorpops. Books he likes include Fantasy, Biographies, Science fiction. Movies he likes include The Wizard of Oz, The Lord Inquisitor, Ender's Game. TV shows he likes include Democracy Now!, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, SpongeBob SquarePants. One of Matthew's favorite quotes is:"fnord.". More about Matthew:"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my ...Expand for more