Melissa Almanza:
CLASS OF 2006
![Melissa Almanza's Classmates® Profile Photo](https://images.classmates.com/pho301/2/R/e/G/161404234_display.jpg)
San Gabriel Mission High SchoolClass of 2006
San gabriel, CA
Melissa's Story
Melissa's schools include San Gabriel Mission High School. Melissa works(ed) at Interac Co., Ltd..
Music Melissa likes includes Peter Bjorn and John, Dengue Fever, Kiran Ahluwalia. Books Melissa likes include maNga, Manga. Movies Melissa likes include DORY. TV shows Melissa likes include Adventure Time, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show.
One of Melissa's favorite quotes is:"Mel: *to Jo and Shadow* It's like...evil crochet!
Triple: Get Shadow and Anni and go under to get sugar. Find Grace and bring her through sugar and Anni. Find Jolina and pull Jolina through Grace and Shadow. Find sugar and get away with Grace and Mel. Sugar remains to become robber.
Double: Arm self and go under. Grab loot and bring it up. Find Grace, bring Grace through loot and armor. Find Jo and bring her through Grace and Mel to get away. Jo becomes new robber.
Half double: Arm self and go under to get loot. Then get Grace and make a clean getaway. No time for Jo. (sorry)
Me: *talking to Rachel* ooh look! A racehorse doggie!!!
Rachel:......*laughs hysterically*
Mel's Dad:.....it's called.....a greyhound.......
Me: ooh.....o...k.....
Me: Okay Shadow! I shall now teach you the first project that every first crocheter does!! A-
S...Expand for more
hadow: *interrupts* a scarf!!!!
Me: *finishes sentence*...pot holder.....
Shadow:....oh.....but THEN a scarf. Right?
Me: *stares*....yes.....yes, a scarf....
It's not your ignorance that amuses me, it's the ignorance of your ignorance that makes me crack up. - myself
WARNING: MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT RUNS OVER THINGS
Jolina: OH MY GOD MEL! What if it was a snake? What if, like, the snake MUTATED and grew legs?!!
Jolina: Oh, so now I'm an animal abuser in addition to being a telemarketer??!!
Mel: You can't sue terrorists! (referring to Daniel Pearl's wife)
Shadow: Sure you can! In this day in age, I can sue my lampost and I would automatically win.
Mel:....that's going on my quote wall...
"How much can you handle?"
"It's much too late to be asking me that question."
Apathy: The new tolerance!
Jo: I'm an animal abuser!!
Me: No you're not! An animal abuser would slowly torture the lizard and then watch it DIE!
Jo: You're right...I'm not Grace
Me: Now see Grace...she does it unintentionally...
Wall-E: *points at screen with picture of them on the run* EVE!!
Eve: *blows up screen*
Wall-E:.....*curls up*".
More about Melissa:"I love bread...if bread were a person...and cute like those manga guys, I'd totally marry it.".
Register for Free to view all details!
Yearbooks
Register for Free to view all yearbooks!
Reunions
Photos
![Melissa Almanza's Classmates profile album](https://images.classmates.com/pho301/2/R/e/G/161404234_display.jpg)