Michael Clapp:
CLASS OF 1992
Southwestern AcademyClass of 1992
Flint, MI
Western Michigan UniversityClass of 2008
Kalamazoo, MI
Charles S. Mott Community CollegeClass of 1995
Flint, MI
Longfellow Middle SchoolClass of 1987
Flint, MI
Cummings Elementary SchoolClass of 1986
Flint, MI
Michael's Story
Michael is from Flint, Michigan. Michael's schools include Southwestern Academy, Longfellow Middle School, Cummings Elementary School.
Music Michael likes includes 6 Foot Peter, Ellie Sky. Movies Michael likes include The Goonies, Transformers, The Others. TV shows Michael likes include Punk'd, Law & Order, America's Funniest Home Videos.
One of Michael's favorite quotes is:"There are just three types of accountants:
Those who can count and those who can't.
Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question "how much is 2+2?"
-The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
-The mathematician said, "In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof."
-The physicist declared, "It's in the magnitude of 1x101."
-The logician paused for a long while and then said, "This problem is solvable."
-The social worker said, "I don't know the answer, but...Expand for more
I a glad that we discussed this important question.
-The attorney stated, "In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4."
-The trader asked, "Are you buying or selling?"
-The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "What would you like it to be?"
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two’s hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, “What is this?” to which accountant number one replies, “it’s that $50 I owe you.”
Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.".
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