Michael Cochran:
CLASS OF 1995
Smith High SchoolClass of 1995
Carrollton, TX
University of North Texas - Communications DesignClass of 2001
Denton, TX
Michael's Story
Life
Following high school I formed a band called the "The Bob Deniro's". We were the top Ace of Base coverband in the southwest. After our debut album "Spastic Colon" somehow failed to chart, I decided the rock n'roll life wasn't for me. The next few years were a bit of a haze. My high three-figure income as a free-lance dog walker left little to support my Little Debbie habit. Then one night, while wigged out on one hell of a sugar rush, I somehow got a bit risque' while in line at Luby's (let's just say I did things with yams and jello that God hadn't intended!). Well, the server, Horatio, who was on baked bean duty that night, saw my performance. As the police carried me away he made a call. Aparently he knew a guy that knew some people that knew this Puerto Rican midget big in the underground adult movie industry. The next thing I know I've got m...Expand for more
y own line of adult films with the tagline, "Once you go chair, nothing else will compare!" I did this for a few years before eventually meeting the first of what turned out to be seven illegitimate kids (Billy, Shanequa, Kareem, Ignacio, Irving, Wang & Chung -- as you can see, I was down with the "brown", alright with the "white" and up for an occassion with an Asian.)I fathered from back in my band days. Realizing that being in the adult industry is not a good way to set an example for my kids, I instead began serving as a getaway driver for a syndicate of robbers that focussed on stealing from dry cleaners and Williams Chicken. I was a natural, being that I could park in the handicapped parking place and make a quick getaway. Once I had made enough money doing that I opened a wine bar in Downtown Carrollton called "Broadway", where I still am today.
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