Patrick Hayes:  

Life Living the American Dream in the ATL! Married, 2 children, big house, 4 cars, 2 dogs, 1 cat, 3 fish, and a bird named Berd. Working from whenever I get to the office to whenever I leave, but I try to do a 8 to 5. Gained a typical 15 pounds since high school, but you would never know it. Got a degree in communications, but decided to sell office furniture instead. Don't knock it until you try it. Traveled all over Southeast Asia and had a pretty good time doing it, even if Bin Laden was out to kill me. I have been to 4 different country's capitals, but not my own.....D.C. will be this spring of '05. School Well, those who knew me know that I can get bored very easily....never a dull moment when I am around, and I can do it without it being at someone else's expense. I married my highschool crush, and divorced her 12 years later....man, what a waste of time....no, it makes us who we are....no, it really was a waste of time! I can remember going to a party and seeing one of my teachers there. She obviously was having a good time and the next thing I knew, she was kissing me (guys, you would have wanted to have this one kissing you). Needless to say, I got a better grade than I deserved and an incenti...Expand for more