Patrick Morrissey:
CLASS OF 1985
Pomona High SchoolClass of 1985
Arvada, CO
Arvada High SchoolClass of 1989
Arvada, CO
Basile High SchoolClass of 1988
Basile, LA
Juchem Elementary SchoolClass of 1979
Broomfield, CO
Bunker Hill Elementary SchoolClass of 1976
Indianapolis, IN
Patrick's Story
Life
1985 was an awful long time ago. Let's see... After high school I joined the Marine Corps and spent 4 glorious years there. I was trained in electronics and cannot remember enough to fix my toaster. I drifted around aimlessly for awhile, awhile being until 2004, at which time I got my third divorce, apparently because I am an unbearable bastard, at which time I decided to take a more focused approach to life. I started a delivery company in Denver, which is what I had been doing in Los Angeles, and it is going pretty well. Seeing as how I now own a moderately successful and fast growing enterprise, I decided that with all my free time *sarcasm* I would set my sights even higher. Therefore, dear classmates and my Fellow Americans, I am running for President of the United States in 2008. You all, I say you all assuming that everyone from my class is politically aware of current events should start seeing press releases verifying this in about mid to late July. By that time I will go ahead and become a gold member so that the flood of support from my former Pomona High School alumni can be easily received. My website, which is currently under construction, should be up and running by then, so...Expand for more
if you wish to review my views, that will be the best forum. I wish you all well until then, and I look forward to your future correspondence.
Workplace
After high school, I was taken to a secret location where I was trained in the arts of the assassin. Upon my return to the United States, without a mission, I was forced to hone my skills on the public at large. I was responsible for the grisly deaths of about 48 people in the state of California from the years 1990 to 2004. I was arrested and spent a short time in Pelican Bay, a maximum security penitentiary in Northern California, until I escaped. Trying to live incognito, I spent several months disguised as Britney Spears unborn child. What a mistake that turned out to be! After my escape from that second cold, dark prison, I thought to avoid publicity by taking over the personality of Cindy Sheehan, unknown soccer mom. Again, my choices foiled my intent, and, not being able to keep my big, stupid mouth shut, I was once again thrust into the spotlight. After these two failures at anonymity, I have finally learned from my mistakes and am now living as a colony of rabid prarie dogs in the suburbs of Estes Park. Please, don't tell anyone.
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