Patrick Osborne:  

Life I just want to make this very clear: I was not the narc!! If I was, I would have been a lot cooler and had a car! I also would have been ineligible for sports in my Junior Year, so there! I wanted to blame Johnny Depp for ruining my life, then I looked at pictures of the two of us and realized that no one would ever have mixed the two of us together. Well, things have certainly been busy for the twenty years since High School. I went to College at University of La Verne in California, spent a year in England and then moved pretty often since then, about every two years or so. I have lived in New York State, various areas in Los Angeles, Seattle, WA and am now in San Bernardino County. I have been married to the same lady since 1994 and we have two great children. Our oldest is Madeline, who is eleven years old as I write this. Our son, Sean, is six. Helen and I both work for the same company, but met the first week I was at college. After eight years of wandering, moving, getting back together and parting ways, we were married and have rarely let each other out of our sights since then. In June of this year, I was ...Expand for more