Robert Swanson:  

Life Well, first, a big hello to all. Holy cow, I cannot believe it's been 25 years since we graduated! That makes most of you OLD! Not me, though. I'm perpetually 29 (although my wife would argue 12 is closer). I shall now attempt the impossible task of bringing all of you up to speed at Mach 2. Graduated (barely), moved to Southern FL. Stayed stoned and drunk for 2 years. Chased girls. Spent all my money. Moved home. Got stoned and drunk. Chased girls. Got DUI. Attempted to go to college. Did more of same. Joined Navy and started to get my s#@! together. Became a Navy SEAL. Fought in the first Gulf War and Panama. Caught girl. Got married. Had a baby. Had another baby. Had another baby. Had another baby. How was this happening? Realized the Navy was causing this and got out. Specialized in working for companies that would soon file for bankruptcy and stiff me for large amounts of cash. Moved all over God's creation. Got sick of all that and went to work for an un-named gov't. agency and now trot around the globe (almost certainly to places where they really don't like me) and try to win the hearts and minds of the locals by shooting at them. Admittedly, it's an odd strategy. I've been married for 20 years now and don't know if I owe that to being gone so much or her just being really dumb. Actually, she's a wonderful woman who I met in college. A tremendous blessing in my life, as are my kids. My oldest girl, Ryan, is now 20 and has been busy seeing the world for the last two years. She is currently in Israel, where she is having the time of her life. Her brother, Levi, is 18, tall, handsome, smart and athletic. The apple...Expand for more