Scott Griffin:  

rong beer and goes to bed right mellow, lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow. - Anonymous “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.” "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." -His reply "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Deep Thought, Jack Handy Strong beer is the milk of the old." -Martin Luther "I drink to make other people interesting." -George Jean Nathan “Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.” Lord Byron Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --Anonymous Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. --Anonymous".