Scott Partridge:  

Greetings Condors...Some of you may remember me as Chuck Partridges little brother "Butter" If you do, yes you are old!! At the end of my senior year, my counselor pulled me into her office and told me I was 30 credits short. I said, "nice work, telling me this at the frickin' end of my tenure". She said, "Scott, your not suppose be on a four period day your freshmen through junior years!" With less than a month to go..."Impossible" I said. She said "Well, you know we do have a program where you can do outside work to earn extra credit for graduating; Like mowing lawns, painting, etc." So she gave me the forms to have people fill out and sign after completion of the work. By next period(don't narc. on me folks), I had all the units completed. Thanks Condors. When I went to my counselor the next week, she just looked at me through her bloodshot, hungover eyes, and said "okayyy". But wait there's more. So I earned(through cunning genious) enough credits to graduate and its all good, my family is coming from everywhere to watch me walk, etc. Two days before graduating, we were hanging out by the pole at break and someone gave me an M-80(big firecracker) to light. So, being the boy at heart that I was/am, I lit it, and threw it into a trash can next to me. Just then, Mrs. Hodges mysteriously appeared out of nowhere,walked by, and "Boom" It blew up right next to her, covering her face with donut chunks and trash can spooge. Swish..two points for Partridge, I thought. Unfortunately, however, someone immediately narced on me. Wi...Expand for more