Steven Kabat:
CLASS OF 2003

North Broward Preparatory SchoolClass of 2003
Parkland, FL
Steven's Story
Steven is from Parkland, Florida. Steven's schools include North Broward Preparatory School.
Music Steven likes includes Expendables, Vibin.fm, Social Jukebox. Books Steven likes include Harry Potter, The Art of War. Movies Steven likes include The Hunger Games, Starwars, Star Wars. TV shows Steven likes include Louie, ESPN First Take, The Simpsons.
One of Steven's favorite quotes is:"When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass
-Bobby Knight
Bill Clinton everybody! He's Jimmy Carter with a Fox attitude!
-Homer Simpson
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a l...Expand for more
ooper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
-Carl Spackler".
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