Tarah Davis:
CLASS OF 2004
Carrollton Christian High SchoolClass of 2004
Carrollton, TX
Tarah's Story
Tarah is from Lake Kiowa, Texas. Tarah's schools include Carrollton Christian High School. Tarah later attended Oklahoma State University (Agribusiness/Biochemistry, Veterinary Clinical Sciences) , University of North Texas (Risk Management and Insurance) .
Music Tarah likes includes Conservative Talk Radio, Brad Paisley, Jason Aldean. Books Tarah likes include C. S. Lewis, Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code. Movies Tarah likes include Old School, Adam Sandler, A Walk To Remember. TV shows Tarah likes include Tosh.0, Dexter, The Simpsons.
One of Tarah's favorite quotes is:"I've always thought clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse ;Oh, no; I said. ;Disneyland burned down; He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, Don't forget the thick, heavy brows Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then...Expand for more
, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, ;What was THAT
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says You After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is God is crying And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is Probably because of something you did
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say,;Oh, you mean this?; and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. ;Hear that you say. ;That's dynamite, baby.".
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