Thomas Brown:  

I remain fully engaged in my life-long quest to do as little actual work as possible, thus reducing my carbon footprint for future generations. After brief careers as newspaper sports editor, motorcycle dealer and general wastrel, I married Cindy Wickerham in 1976, moved to our farm north of Huntsville the following year and began raising produce, corn, soybeans, sheep and an occasional litter of collies. Yeah, my "veggies" literally dripped with dangerous chemicals -- they might have even been radioactive. Our kids are Phil, aka "The Butthead," and twins Bill & Ted, who look nothing alike & even have separate birthdays. Phil lives in Lakewood and works as a Cleveland-area landscaper. Bill is a life-long grad student/Target associate in CIncinnati...Expand for more