Tiffany Strohmeyer:
CLASS OF 1994
Manhattan High SchoolClass of 1994
Manhattan, KS
Manhattan Catholic SchoolClass of 1990
Manhattan, KS
Manhattan Middle SchoolClass of 1990
Manhattan, KS
Hanover Elementary SchoolClass of 1990
Hanover, KS
Saint Cecilia SchoolClass of 1988
Ames, IA
Tiffany's Story
Tiffany is from Manhattan, Kansas. Tiffany's schools include Manhattan High School, Saint Cecilia School, Hanover Elementary School, Manhattan Middle School, Manhattan Catholic School. Tiffany later attended Saint Mary's College, Washburn University, The University of Kansas. Tiffany works(ed) at Barry's Drug Center.
Music Tiffany likes includes Ben Folds, The Ruckus, Anything but Country. Books Tiffany likes include Non-Fiction. Movies Tiffany likes include Garden State, Documentaries, Purgatory House. TV shows Tiffany likes include Kansas First News, Ncaa Basketball, Family Guy.
One of Tiffany's favorite quotes is:""It's kind of like walking your dog in the rain." -Tim Parsons
"Regatta Cheese"
"There is no genius in the presence of sanity" - Me
"Hello. I'm Dr. Huge Ego, M.D.
I will not take calls from you pharmacist. If you have a question about a prescription I have written, just remember that I wrote it, so it is right. Just fill it.
If you ABSOLUTELY MUST bother me, please DO NOT call me, for I am far too busy seeing 20 patients a day (yes you may have to deal with 100 customers in a day, but they are not patients, because you are just a pharmacist, not a real health care professional so they don't count). Instead send your question to me via my fax machine (because I firmly believe that the best medicine is practiced in silent isolation, using technology that was current in the late 1980s.).
Goodbye now, for I have yet another patient for whom I want to prescribe Viagra and Nitroglycerin, to take at the same time (of course), but ONLY if they take it with 40mg of Ambien each night, and fall asleep within 14 minutes and 59 seconds. If they're still awake after 15 minutes, then I say they MUST take another 20mg of Ambie...Expand for more
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Please don't EVEN THINK about calling me to ask me to complete a prior authorization so the insurance will pay you for the work you do pouring some pills out of a big bottle and putting them into a little bottle for my patient. Clearly my prescribing is evidence based, and I shouldn't have to justify myself to anyone. If you can get a form and fax it to me, I may try to fill it out, but only if it's on a day that doesn't contain the letter "t" in its name and I receive the fax between 9:24 and 9:27 in the morning.
You are most welcome for the time I have just spent with you. Again, my name is Dr. Huge Ego, M.D."
-Unfortunately not much of an exaggeration
"Even if she standing in front of you and she tells you she's on fire, and you can see flames all around her, DON'T believe a word she says."
"You should change your name from 'Help Desk', to 'Someone we just call'."
G: "What's the name of that stuff you eat for breakfast?"
Me: "Cereal?"
G: "No, it's warm and mushy."
Me: "Cream of Wheat? Farina? Mush?"
G. "No..... OATMEAL! It's oatmeal!"
Me: "Did you SERIOUSLY forget the name for oatmeal? How do you forget the name for oatmeal? Who DOES that?"
"Have you tried calling the Helpless Desk?"
Nurse: "I need to call in a prescription for Potassium 50 mg BID."
Me: "50 mg? That's like the OTC does. Rx dose is usually at least 600 mg?"
Nurse: "That's what it says here. Potassium 50 mg."
Me: "Are you sure that's what you want to order"
Nurse: "Yes. The doctor wrote in the order Diclofenac Potassium 50 mg BID."
Me: "Okay. That's something ENTIRELY different."
Nurse: "Oh. Really?"
The above conversation was real. Think about that the next time you think your pharmacist isn't really providing you with healthcare!
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