William Swartz:  

CLASS OF 1997
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Kenwood High SchoolClass of 1997
Baltimore, MD
Baltimore, MD
Rosedale, MD
Baltimore, MD
Baltimore, MD

William's Story

Life Well, i'm surrently in Norfolk VA, stationed onboard the USS Bulkeley, DDG 84. I like to call it the big grey turd. I'll have been in for 4 years in September, and my enlistment ends in April. Whether or not i stay in is still unknown. I still want to work with music, so I'll probably get out and get a job to support my music habit. No engagements, no kids, just me. If any of you guys are interested in getting into contact with me, write me here, or use my name will_swartz and write me at the hot of mail. Hope to hear from you guys soon! Military Military....hell, I think it's kinda funny thinking that i'm still in, and half tempted to stay. Only time will tell what I do, cause I don't even know. Anyway, my favorite story now is when I went to Scotland. My ship was moored along the pier, and there was a British ship moored to us. Around, say, 12:30, my friend who was standing watch tells me I have to check something out. He points towards the brow, and here comes a british sailor, wearing nothing, I mean NOTHING, but a T-shirt. Seems he rubbed the wrong Scot...Expand for more
the wrong way, which is easy enough for a Brit to do to a Scot, and he beat the hell out of him and took his pants, underwear, shoes, all but a T-shirt. he had to ask for us to let him borrow a pair of pants so he wouldn't get in trouble on his ship. I ended up running into that guy the next day on the train to Glasgow, and he was drinking in the back of the car, talking loud and getting loaded. he was talking about how he lost his pants, and how he got a tooth knocked out by the Scottish guy. He had it kinda just jammed into his mouth. It fell out a couple times when he was trying to talk. The train stopped once, and he was drunk enough that it would be okay if he jumped off the train, took a leak, and jumped back in. So, he goes, does his business, and gets away with it and runs back into the train. After the train is already moving, one of his buddies asks him where his tooth is. Well, I guess he lost it at the stop, and had to ride the train all around Scotland so he could try and find it agani. I wonder if he ever found the damn thing...Wow. Long winded story, huh?
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